Trading Across the Myriad Worlds: From the Start, Angel He Xi Turns Me Down

Synopsis: The protagonist, who grew up in an orphanage, accidentally awakens a System that lets him trade with famous figures from countless worlds.

He Xi: Damn, why am I dealing with a newbie?

Protagonist: Want to make a trade?

Duan Yu: Boss, give me something that can make me more handsome.

Protagonist: How about a motorcycle, sunglasses, and a leather outfit?

Zhang Wuji: I have the Nine Yang Divine Skill protecting me.

Protagonist: I've got the Heavenly Base King He Xi here.

He Xi: Get lost!

Protagonist: You got it.

The people of Earth: Look, he's become an immortal!

Protagonist: Don't panic. I'm just going out for a bit. You all need to believe in science.

In the Myriad Worlds Trading Hall, the protagonist stares blankly at the instant noodles and ham in front of him. With stuff this good, they don't even know how to enjoy life. No wonder every last one of them...