What makes the aunties exclaim, “Look at Auntie Li! She's so fair!” “Isn't she? So fair!”
What makes a grandfather well past seventy cry out, “Holy crap, this young guy! Holy crap, crap, crap!”
And what makes another old man howl, “I let my guard down back then. I didn't dodge! Young people have no honor!”
What makes the aunties shout, “Back off, back off, back off!”
Is it the collapse of morality? Or the distortion of human nature?
My name is Lin Xiaozhong. Though my name means “little and chubby,” I'm actually a six-foot-tall, 200-pound big guy. A funny guy, too. Of course, I never wanted to be this fat. But I weighed ten pounds at birth, so it's not entirely surprising that I grew into the big guy I am today. Time flows like water, years pass in a flash, and I went from a chubby kid to a big fat guy. I became a junior chef. I thought my life would pass by quietly and uneventfully, until one day, by a stroke of luck, I got my hands on a lottery ticket. From then on, my life changed. My dull, ordinary days became extraordinary. I took down local bullies, brought corrupt officials to justice, married a beautiful, wealthy woman, and rose to the top. Who says fat guys don't get their springtime? I'll show everyone that fat guys can have their day in the sun, too.
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