Li Hongtian, a top-tier scumbag from 2023, accidentally transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms and becomes a beggar. With no useful skills to his name, he scrapes by at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty on sheer cheek and his knack for picking up women.
His rogueish personality earns him the disdain of several masters and the contempt of his brother-in-law, Zhao Yun. But Li Hongtian's shameless refusal to give in leaves his brother-in-law shaking his head at every turn, with no way to deal with him.
Other people's Systems are golden fingers, but his is completely broken. The System's death countdown constantly reminds him that he needs to complete missions and learn all kinds of skills so he can return to the modern world and escape the threat of death. But plans never survive contact with reality. Which will come first, an accident or a surprise?
