I'm Just Drawing a Dollar, Uncle Sam, Why Are You Staring?

A story about an artist who goes further and further down a criminal path... It's a little short for now, so bear with me.

[Livestreaming dollar bills] [System] [No heroine (women would only slow down his brushstrokes)]

[America: Don't come any closer!]

Ma You is a failed art student, a dirt-poor freelance artist in Shenzhou, and a wage slave.

The day he gets dumped, a rich viewer in his livestream asks him to paint a dollar bill, and he unexpectedly awakens the Divine Brush System!

The System pouts: Fine, I'll just paint one casually.

Viewers: We asked you to paint a dollar, not make it look exactly like a real one!

System: What? So you still think my painting is fake?

Fine, I'll make a real one on livestream.

Ma You: I'm innocent! I don't want to make dollars on livestream either, but the System is too rebellious. I can't control it!

Shenzhou Public Security Bureau: You're really asking for trouble, kid. Come in for a cup of tea tomorrow.

[The Dragon Nation's Economic Crimes Division has followed you]

[Interpol has followed you]

[The Italian Mafia has followed you]

[The American FBI has followed you]

[The Yamaguchi-gumi has followed you]

[The American Embassy has followed you]

[The Federal Reserve has followed you]

[Swiss Bank has followed you]

Ma You looks at all the big shots in his livestream staring him down and sinks into deep, deep thought.

But the System says playfully:

No worries. I'll take care of it!

Many years later, Ma You points to a glittering mountain and tells his descendants:

Look! That's the mountain of handcuffs I won for you!