A Vengeful Ghost Crawled Out of the TV and Pulled the Plug on Her

[Hilarious, power of “I figure,” lighthearted, absurd]

Late at night in the security office, a guard is slacking off, eating fast food and secretly watching a game, when the TV picture suddenly blurs.

Then a female ghost dressed in white, her hair hanging loose, slowly reaches a hand out through the static-filled screen.

At this critical moment,

The tightly shut door of the security office bursts open. Zhou Wenjie, a cigarette dangling from his lips, kicks the door open with a flourish, reaches out, and flicks down the power switch.

As the TV flickers with static, the screen instantly goes black. The excited ghost, halfway out of the screen, is left looking utterly baffled, stuck inside it...