After Ascending, No One Told Me It Was the Primordial Era

Xia Cang transmigrates to a primordial era and discovers that there are too few people. So he travels to other worlds, passing on the teachings and guiding one ascendant after another. In the Qin Dynasty, they see off the sages: Confucius, Laozi, and the other philosophers ascend as saints. Wonderful! In Pacific Rim, a mecha and a monster battle in space. The mecha hurls a meteor at the monster, which tears off its own head and pulls out its spine. Sword One! The Head-Taking Sword. Sword Two! From now on, no more swords. The mecha scoffs: "Hmph! Trying to show off your skills in front of a master?" It shifts dimensions, collapsing three-dimensional space into a two-dimensional picture. The aliens cry, "Don't come any closer!" The World Master, who had been watching the spectacle, loses his composure: "You two, get up to the upper realm and fight!" When the people ascend, they think they've arrived in an immortal realm, only to nearly suffer a crisis of faith. "Why didn't anyone tell me it would be like this after ascending?"