Reborn: My Hilarious Deskmate Suspects I'm Secretly in Love with Her

[Urban Combat + Mythology Enters the Scene + Comedy + Memes + Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment + Cunning]

My name is Zheng Su. My biggest wish during high school was to get a more normal deskmate.

Homeroom teacher: "Your deskmate is gorgeous and everyone's after her. You really have no idea, do you?"

It's still me, Zheng Su. I joined the Mythical Frontier Alliance just to slack off and collect my base salary.

Captain: "You're the strongest fighter on our team. That most powerful beast is yours to handle."

It's still me, Zheng Su. I gathered everyone here today to ask you to stop calling me the Rain God of Daxia.

Everyone: "Got it, Corn God of War!"