Anime Crossover: I Can't Get a Happy Ending in My Dating Sim

Jujutsu Kaisen + Naruto

“A dating sim?”

“What’s there to be afraid of?”

“For a gaming expert like me, this’ll be a piece of cake...”

Ever since she made that confident declaration, Zhen Xiangmai, a “gaming expert” who was timid in real life but went all out in games, suffered the worst defeat of her life.

“Why are you all like this?!” the chestnut-haired girl wailed, tears pouring down like a waterfall.

“What kind of dating sim is this?!”

Bad Ending Achieved: Bodies Entwined

“Forget everyone else. Stay with me forever. Be with me.” The four-armed demon spoke his heartfelt confession, then reached out and snapped her neck. (Ryomen Sukuna and the airheaded shrine maiden)

Bad Ending Achieved: The Widow’s Grave

Sometimes Satoru Gojo wondered, “Who are you really looking at through my eyes?” (Satoru Gojo and the literary-obsessed girl)

Bad Ending Achieved: An Abnormal Person

Lately, he was always smoking, looking depressed. When asked, he said nothing, only lifting the corners of his mouth as if nothing had happened. At the very end, through her blurred vision, she could still see his smile. “Senpai, don’t meet me in your next life.” (Suguru Geto and the beautiful shopkeeper)

Bad Ending Achieved: Dying at Dawn

Naruto Uzumaki had always felt she wasn’t like other women. What bloomed in her heart wasn’t a flower but a dagger, and that was still true now... Otherwise, why would seeing her mangled corpse hurt him so much? (Naruto Uzumaki and the gloomy shut-in)

% I’m open to constructive writing advice. If you can convince me that your interpretation would be better for the novel’s development, I’ll listen.