I Have a Little Shop in Journey to the West

The four master and disciples arrived at the entrance to the White Bone Spirit’s cave. Wukong stood outside, puffing on a Huazi and exhaling clouds of smoke. Bajie was beside him, chewing on pork-fat candy and proclaiming that it tasted like his mother’s cooking. Meanwhile, our handsome young Master Tang held a Gatling gun and sprayed the cave entrance with a hail of bullets. His flowing wig fluttered in the heat waves. “This time, it’s my turn to carry the team. I’m definitely the most popular one! Ahahaha!”