This Guy Is Really Good at Dealing with Things, He's Really There for Me!

[Funny + City + System + Xiu Xian + Lao Liu + Black Hand + Vicious Tongue] Shen Mengtian was robbed at the beginning, activated the system and became an immortal cultivator. Unintentionally involved in the battle between immortal cultivators and monsters. As soon as he came up, he encountered a tree demon who would prevent him from seeing the sun tomorrow. No rush, no panic He lit a cigarette and said in a deep voice: "Are you sick? What if you live until tomorrow and break the law? If you can live until tomorrow, it will be a blessing!" He turned around and found ten black brothers. "Come on, brothers, give him some fertilizer and water, and give him a taste of foreign wine!" The tree demon never recovered. Passerby A: "This guy made a date with me. I've already found the person, so I went straight to the best place to kill him, but the place I chose was the police station. I'm squatting now, begging for help." Passerby B: "I made a bet with him. He refused to admit that I won and gave me a slap in the face, claiming that I was cheating. When I found out that he was cheating, he gave me a wrench and said that there was no rule that said cheating was not allowed. Since then, there has been a contestant in the world of immortality who silently sheds tears for both men and women. They forcefully sold refrigerators to people in Antarctica and leather shoes to people in Wenzhou. Put laxatives in the bastard pond, and put beautiful knives in the merit box. The fairy-like old man said: "My little friend, don't come here again. We all take melatonin now and won't suffer from Alzheimer's disease. " The fledgling young man: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer the consequences. I regret not listening to my grandfather and provoking him. I was beaten by more than a dozen of them and didn't fall down. Do you think I am strong?" No, I was tied to a telephone pole and beaten. " ........... ........... If you don't laugh, hit me