System: I Take Adopted Sons in the Three Kingdoms

"Come on, be my child."

Lü Bu: I pay my respects to my adoptive father. I'll give you a shout-out!

Zhang Liao: Let me capture that little brat Sun Quan alive, then I'll give my adoptive father a shout-out.

Gao Shun: Adoptive father, behold my resolve to charge into battle: death or glory.

Qin Lang: Adoptive father, please take my mother as your wife.

Kou Feng: Adoptive father, I'll go capture that big-eared bandit right now.

A little System is what kicked off the Great Han era for Ding Yuan.