Cultivating Immortality with an Arsenal

Ye Ling transmigrates! He falls into a sewer while walking and playing a game, and wakes up on the Tianqi Continent. A monk even sells him to the Phoenix Pavilion, where he nearly ends up as a male courtesan!

Then, one month later: Ding-dong! The Armory System has been activated! Would you like to bind it? Ye Ling grins. The world is so big, and he wants to go explore it!

I spent a hundred thousand spirit crystals, and all I got was spirit coins and seven-day rifle magazines! I didn’t even get one permanent AK-47. Was this lottery developed by Ma Huateng or something? Ye Ling lies in bed, eyes red and wide awake, clearly hooked on the lottery!

What! I spent five hundred thousand spirit crystals on a large restorative potion, and it can only be dismantled into two thousand spirit crystals? What a rip-off! System, get out here! I’m uninstalling you!

In a side hall of the Nanhli Sect’s main assembly hall, the Second Elder takes out a crate of flashbangs and hands them around to the other elders. “This is the cola Ye Ling gave us. It tastes wonderful. Everyone, give it a try!” As he speaks, the Second Elder pulls the pin. A blinding white flash erupts, nearly blinding all the elders! After a long moment, the Second Elder suddenly realizes what has happened. “Oh no!”

Outside the Blood Earth Sect, Zhang Yuan, the Nanhli Sect’s senior disciple, takes out a crate of cola and hands it around to the other disciples. “When I count to three, let’s throw all these flashbangs inside, then charge in with me and kill those lunatics! Got it?”

In the rear garden, a beauty as lovely as a celestial maiden is chasing Ye Ling with a thick, black sword. “Second Senior Sister, your weapon was definitely botched during the forging process. I’ll forge you a new one. Please spare me!” Ye Ling feels so wronged. He spent hundreds of thousands of spirit stones on that skin, never imagining it would look so ugly once he put it on!