I’m Just a Little Chubby

People who play games tend to call characters with especially long health bars "tanks." The longer their health bars, the tankier they are!

When my teammates are afraid to charge in, I do it!

When my teammates retreat, I'm always the one who stays behind!

I protected everyone all by myself.

Every time I step onto the awards podium, everyone wonders what the secret to my strength is.

I can only tell you in confidence: there's really nothing to it. I'm just a little tanky!