This Security Guard Cracks So Many Dirty Jokes, the Whole Internet Is in Stitches

Name: This Security Guard Cracks So Many Dirty Jokes, the Whole Internet Is in Stitches
Author: Happiness Lane

这保安骚话太多，全网笑疯了

by Happiness Lane (幸福里)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 310k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Cheng Xiangdong transmigrates to a parallel world and gets the strongest security guard System! But his first appearance leaves him thoroughly humiliated.

No problem! As long as I’m not embarrassed, everyone else is.

What? Win someone’s heart with cheesy pickup lines? How hard can it be? All you single guys, pay attention. I’ll only teach this once...

He is the bus aunties’ lifelong nemesis.

He is the whirlwind prince in the eyes of passersby.

He is the Ultraman in a fertilizer sack, as far as criminals are concerned.

He is the father of Ultraman, sporting bull horns, in the eyes of the street thugs.

Any time, any place, the Super Security Guard is always on duty.

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