I'm Lazy Goat, a Big Shot, and I'm Joining the Chat Group

Ding! The chat group spanning the myriad heavens has successfully loaded...

A cold, mechanical System notification sounded in his mind.

Lazy Goat, who dwelled at the highest point in all the heavens, slowly opened his star-bright eyes. At first, he looked a little bewildered.

But in a single thought, he understood the entire situation. A smile touched the corner of his mouth, and he indicated that he agreed to join.

Inside the chat group spanning the myriad heavens.

As the System announced the arrival of a new member,

everyone popped up...

Great Love Immortal Venerable: “Welcome, lovely new member, to our Great Love Alliance.”

Leader of the Bombing the Heavens Gang: “New member, join the group and send out a red envelope and a selfie, quick!”

Huang: “I just started a Dark Calamity. I feel incredibly refreshed.”

No Need to Explain: “...”

Retreating Behind Everyone: “Huang, tell us, what exactly did you do? I, Li Feiyu, am inexplicably a little scared. I've already retreated behind everyone.”

Where's My Sheep: “A Dark Calamity... Sounds interesting.”