Dongfang Xiu transmigrates carrying King of Glory's item fusion and Douyin Audio Station. He gets robbed from the start. What should he do? Watch me block, parry, and counter with a lightning-fast five-hit whip!
What if I fall into a den of demons? Don't panic! My senior brother Fahai has sent me a Jia Lian Hua: Great Might, Heavenly Dragon! Great Luo Spell!
Hey! You evil Eightfold Heavenly Dragon, take this Heaven-Crushing, Earth-Shattering Purple Gold Hammer! Cue the music!
Hey, you bush-camping Shouyue! I told you to go hunting, but you spent ages aiming and let the Dragon Qilin get away. Can't you just use a basic attack? Daddy Kai is waiting to chop wood and cook dinner!
And you, you sneaky Dark Xin! Why are you so obsessed with backdooring? The founders of every major sect have come to complain that you stole their sect treasuries.
Charlotte performs the Seven-Star Radiant Sword. Keep the music playing, keep dancing. Ah, this easy life is so comfortable, it's lonely as snow.
