"System + live broadcast + no heroine + funny + bad jokes + intrusion"
Second grade boy Ma Liu
I accidentally traveled to a strange world of Naruto,
Then he... Was shocked! ! !
Every ninja here is live streaming on their mobile phones to obtain chakra.
Six Paths Payne: "Family! Today I, Payne, will broadcast the Konoha Anti-rice Live Broadcast! Remember to give it a thumbs up!"
Ma Liu: "Konoha, don't panic! Watch me beat Pain! Old guys, remember to buy gifts!"
After speaking, he silently opened the scroll and said, "Come out! Majin Buu!"
Hidan: "Followers of the evil god, watch how I kill the Twelve Guardian Ninja Asuma alone today!"
Ma Liu: "It doesn't matter, I will take action!"
After saying that, he silently opened the scroll and said: "Come out! Doraemon"
Hidan: "What is this blue tanuki? Why is there no blood?"
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Reader comments
I have a friend who slept with a guy, about three months ago
Well, my friend met a guy in a bar, and they were online
They talked to each other almost every day, and after chatting for a month, they met each other.
We met. I didn't know how to get a hotel for the second time.
They would meet every Saturday and Sunday after that, and they would continue like this.
It lasted for several months. My friend told me that it has been more than a month since I came.
It's a great thing, I'm so panicked! That night I secretly bought her a test
Pregnancy stick, one look, I am really pregnant. I advised her to abort it, and she told me
This is their emotional testimony. She called the man and sued him
She told him that she was pregnant with their baby. Unexpectedly, after saying this,
I can't find that man anymore. I can't make calls on my phone. I turn it off.
Machine. At this time, he was still lying to himself, saying that he might have lost his cell phone.
I just kept crying next to her, and then the next day, I specifically talked to her about this
One thing, I really want to take the mobile phone and laptop I just bought as a deposit
I borrowed a mortgage and collected about 10,000 yuan to take her to have it aborted, but she didn't dare to tell her.
His parents, I brought her to my home to take care of her for a few months. Yesterday
One night she asked me, why is that man so nice to her? Me
When I say I'm nice to you, I don't mean to play with you. She fell down after hearing this.
I cried loudly on the table and then threw my mobile phone on the table to the ground.
The whole screen is cracked. I checked online and it cost almost a thousand! !
Bro, I would like to ask whether I should change my screen or my hands in this situation.
Machine, or is the author updating?
Thank you quickly
Update too slow
Since you betrayed Konoha, you might as well have betrayed Konoha from the beginning. What you wrote about Frieza was a failure.
I have a friend who slept with a guy, about three months ago Well, my friend met a guy in a bar, and they were online They talked to each other almost every day, and after chatting for a month, they met each other. We met. I didn't know how to get a hotel for the second time. They would meet every Saturday and Sunday after that, and they would continue like this. It lasted for several months. My friend told me that it has been more than a month since I came. It's a great thing, I'm so panicked! That night I secretly bought her a test Pregnancy stick, one look, I am really pregnant. I advised her to abort it, and she told me This is their emotional testimony. She called the man and sued him She told him that she was pregnant with their baby. Unexpectedly, after saying this, I can't find that man anymore. I can't make calls on my phone. I turn it off. Machine. At this time, he was still lying to himself, saying that he might have lost his cell phone. I just kept crying next to her, and then the next day, I specifically talked to her about this One thing, I really want to take the mobile phone and laptop I just bought as a deposit I borrowed a mortgage and collected about 10,000 yuan to take her to have it aborted, but she didn't dare to tell her. His parents, I brought her to my home to take care of her for a few months. Yesterday One night she asked me, why is that man so nice to her? Me When I say I'm nice to you, I don't mean to play with you. She fell down after hearing this. I cried loudly on the table and then threw my mobile phone on the table to the ground. The whole screen is cracked. I checked online and it cost almost a thousand! ! Bro, I would like to ask whether I should change my screen or my hands in this situation. Machine, or is the author updating? Thank you quickly Update too slow
Since you betrayed Konoha, you might as well have betrayed Konoha from the beginning. What you wrote about Frieza was a failure.