“System + livestreaming + no heroine + comedy + bad puns + unexpected crossovers”
The chuunibyou teen Ma Liu
accidentally transmigrated into a strange Hokage world,
and then… he was stunned!
Every ninja here livestreamed on their phones to earn chakra.
Six Paths of Pain: “Hey, everyone! Today I’m livestreaming Pain’s invasion of Konoha! Don’t forget to like and follow!”
Ma Liu: “Don’t panic, Konoha! Watch me beat Pain to a pulp! Bros, remember to send gifts!”
Then, quietly pulling open a scroll, he said, “Come forth, Majin Buu!”
Hidan: “Followers of the Evil God, watch me take down Asuma of the Twelve Guardian Ninja all by myself today!”
Ma Liu: “No matter. I’ll handle it!”
Then, quietly pulling open a scroll, he said, “Come forth, Doraemon!”
Hidan: “What is this blue raccoon? Why doesn’t it have any blood?”
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I have a friend who slept with a guy, about three months ago Well, my friend met a guy in a bar, and they were online They talked to each other almost every day, and after chatting for a month, they met each other. We met. I didn't know how to get a hotel for the second time. They would meet every Saturday and Sunday after that, and they would continue like this. It lasted for several months. My friend told me that it has been more than a month since I came. It's a great thing, I'm so panicked! That night I secretly bought her a test Pregnancy stick, one look, I am really pregnant. I advised her to abort it, and she told me This is their emotional testimony. She called the man and sued him She told him that she was pregnant with their baby. Unexpectedly, after saying this, I can't find that man anymore. I can't make calls on my phone. I turn it off. Machine. At this time, he was still lying to himself, saying that he might have lost his cell phone. I just kept crying next to her, and then the next day, I specifically talked to her about this One thing, I really want to take the mobile phone and laptop I just bought as a deposit I borrowed a mortgage and collected about 10,000 yuan to take her to have it aborted, but she didn't dare to tell her. His parents, I brought her to my home to take care of her for a few months. Yesterday One night she asked me, why is that man so nice to her? Me When I say I'm nice to you, I don't mean to play with you. She fell down after hearing this. I cried loudly on the table and then threw my mobile phone on the table to the ground. The whole screen is cracked. I checked online and it cost almost a thousand!! Bro, I would like to ask whether I should change my screen or my hands in this situation. Machine, or is the author updating? Thank you quickly Update too slow
Since you betrayed Konoha, you might as well have betrayed Konoha from the beginning. What you wrote about Frieza was a failure.