I Am a Funeral Anchor, and One Attention Scares the Entire Internet!

As the owner of a funeral company, Chen Yang inexplicably obtained the funeral system while browsing short videos. Complete tasks and receive corresponding rewards. Nani, what's going on? "After system inspection, the video blogger boasted that your sixth brother has committed suicide attempts a total of 365 times. The probability of death next time is 70%. He is a four-star silver user. It is recommended that the host pays attention to it." Oh, Chen Yang paid attention with his backhand. "Best Perfect Funeral Company has paid attention to you." The comment section burst into laughter, and your sixth brother was angry. It's really unlucky that a person with such an ID came into the live broadcast room. Chen Yang tried to persuade him, but your sixth brother ignored him. He continued to live in the live broadcast room, and finally ended up dead. With this comment, Chen Yang became popular on the Internet. "Pepsi Yuanyuan Funeral Company has paid attention to you." After seeing this news, anchors across the network became uneasy. "Brother, I beg you, don't pay attention to me." "I'm so young, I haven't even married a wife, I haven't even touched a girl's hands, I don't want to die." "I want to be admitted to Tsinghua University and become a future pillar of the country. Don't pay attention to me." "It's so evil, all the anchors on his watch list are dead!" Anchor on the entire network: Liwayi, Grandpa Chen Yang, please, please don't follow me!