Oops, I Transmigrated into a Book!

Wang Xiaoming woke up to find that he had transmigrated into a book, and gained a System that could predict how the novel’s story would unfold. System: “Welcome to the world of XX. I’m System 07, assigned to handle your transmigration into this book.” Me: “???” System: “This System can only help the Host learn how the plot will develop. If the Host dies, they can return to the real world.” Me: “Got it!” System: “This System was created to help the Host survive in the world of the novel, so suicide is forbidden. If you kill yourself, you’ll transmigrate into another book.” Me: “What?!” System: “Time in the real world has been frozen. If the Host wishes to live in the world of the novel permanently, the System will erase your body in the real world, allowing your soul to be reborn in the novel’s world.” The silliest Host in history and the most useless System in history: a hilarious read to enjoy with a meal, probably?