The Great Tang: Unmatched in the Art of War

A 21st-century insurance salesman comes to the Tang dynasty to sell insurance, and it's guaranteed profit!

Grand Tutor, would you like to buy insurance?

Even if my father chops you down, your whole family will still be taken care of.

Uncle, would you like to buy insurance?

Father's been in a bad mood lately. If he chops you down, what will happen to my brother?

Father, would you... Never mind. It's your money anyway.