Young Marshal, Your Wife Is About to Turn the Tables

One day, a subordinate came to report, “Marshal, your wife is arguing with those wealthy ladies!”

The man raised an eyebrow. “Send a battalion of soldiers to back her up!”

Another day, the subordinate reported, “Marshal, your wife shot the commander-in-chief's favorite Tibetan mastiff!”

The man frowned. “Send a doctor over. Check whether she's hurt.”

Another day, the subordinate reported again, “Marshal, your wife says you'll confess your love to her wearing women's clothes!”

“She really thinks she can get away with anything!” the man said darkly, rising to his feet. “Get my outfit ready!”