You Were Supposed to Be a Sword Cultivator, Not Draw Arrays

Name: You Were Supposed to Be a Sword Cultivator, Not Draw Arrays
Author: Watermelon Who Loves Meat

让你来当剑修不是让你来画阵的

by Watermelon Who Loves Meat (爱吃肉肉的西瓜)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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5.5kReads

8.9Score

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Synopsis

【A little silly, a little funny, a little too mischievous. If you want serious cultivation fiction, don’t read this】 Chu Ge wakes up one day as a cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. In the early stages, when the heroine has no spirit stones, the cannon-fodder villainess becomes her walking cash pouch. In the middle, when the heroine’s spiritual root is damaged, the cannon fodder is made to give hers up. Later, when the heroine is targeted for assassination, the cannon fodder becomes a human shield. She spends her whole life lighting the heroine’s glorious path to godhood. Pfft! Whoever wants to be cannon fodder can do it. Chu Ge isn’t stupid enough to sacrifice herself for someone else’s benefit. So, with the script in hand, Chu Ge decides not to follow it. Instead, she carefully picks a master and four senior brothers from Heavenly Sword Peak. Her master is a roughneck with two lifelong loves: good wine and a good nap. Her eldest senior brother is a blunt man who pretends not to care. Her second senior brother is a fastidious, self-absorbed, sharp-tongued pretty boy. Her third senior brother is a roast-chicken enthusiast who only has eyes for chickens. The only one left, her fourth senior brother, is mysterious. After a while, Chu Ge realizes that her master and senior brothers seem just a tiny bit different from the way they are in the book. One day, her third senior brother takes her chicken-stealing, gets caught, and promptly ditches her to escape. Another day, her master craves wine and tricks her into poking a beehive to earn spirit stones. Another day, she finds out her fourth senior brother is a snake, while her eldest and second senior brothers watch as she bullies him. The whole lot of them are shameless scoundrels, but Heavenly Sword Peak is famous for its profound swordsmanship. Chu Ge humbly studies, never expecting to learn only a few of the most profound moves, while somehow getting exceptionally good at drawing formations through a series of coincidences. “Look, Little Junior Sister has taught herself another new formation!” “Ah, Little Junior Sister, we’re under attack! Put up a formation!” “Heh, what’s so hard about formations? Let my Little Junior Sister handle it.”

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This is the first time I have encountered such a positive energy that can describe evil deeds. However, the low rating makes me feel incredible. After all, the article is so funny rather than joyful.
47 likes3y ago
It's really funny and silly. There are also a lot of foreshadowings, the kind that make you more curious as you read further, and want to know the plot behind it. It feels like a very good book to me (because I am also a bitch)
44 likes3y ago
It's very exciting and beautiful. Come on💪💪
39 likes3y ago
It's very interesting. Regarding the arrangement of the male protagonist, I like those with cp. I haven't seen the one about brothers and sisters [thoughts]
38 likes3y ago
It's very beautiful. I really like the heroine's character. Moreover, the heroine is very smart and funny. I love it to death. I also hope that the author doesn't want a male protagonist. The heroine is so beautiful.
37 likes3y ago
The novel is very exciting, the heroine is very smart, and the brothers are also very loving. I hope the heroine will have a CP to fall in love with an evil person. You kill people, I use the knife to kill, and the development is wretched and coordinated with each other, haha
31 likes3y ago
[Blow a kiss] [Blow a kiss] Ah, the author is great. It's really beautiful and interesting, [almost crying] Don't care about the bad reviews. Come on, come on [top post][top post]
28 likes3y ago
Oh, I've finished reading it! This book is quite interesting~ Mainly because the events are connected one after another, and the end is for reasons you can't imagine. Who knew that I was completely shocked when I finally saw that it was the old God of Creation who did the bad things? It's pretty good, and the writing is also good. I always like the various emojis in it, especially the plot with Shushu. It's so funny [eating melon]. Also, in the middle section, the male protagonist has a very low sense of presence. There is a career-oriented heroine, but the emotional lines of other supporting characters are quite happy [blowing kiss]
24 likes2y ago
This book is really good overall, the logic is very clear. I like Chu Ge very much, it feels very righteous, and it also satisfies my fantasy of the world of immortality. The hard training in the early stage and the daily life of the senior brothers are very interesting, fun, and colorful. It showed me that Chu Ge is a very strong person who will not back down. The later stage focused on defeating the big black dragon, and reunited with his parents and family in the middle. Very rich and imaginative. Well, justice may not necessarily defeat sin, but I believe they will certainly strive to defeat desire. A very strong and powerful girl, I think words cannot describe her. The above is my personal opinion, which is a bit vague. Anyway, it looks good [blowing kiss]
24 likes3y ago
Okk is a funny article, the atmosphere is very relaxed, okay, I have a little fun every now and then, and I am not in a depressed mood. What I mean is that the male protagonist is not bad as I guessed. If there is no male protagonist, there will be no one. The one with the male protagonist will definitely be our mistress. This female protagonist is so cute and charming! The nest is so rare~ The male protagonist Bingcube has a sinister belly! The mistress is definitely the least mean-spirited among them all, and the senior brothers and seniors from Tianjian Peak are all so cute~ The National Day holiday is over, so let me save my feet🦶for free~ ----------2023.10.6
22 likes2y ago

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