The Hilarious Life of Big-Foot Granny

When her mother-in-law was eighteen, her father died and her mother remarried. Her family sold her to the man who would become her father-in-law. She had no affection for him. He tried to force her into sleeping with him, but she flicked the cigarette in her hand to the ground and crushed it with her size-42 shoe, killing it on the spot. Then she grabbed his big ears and slapped him repeatedly before punching him so hard that his front tooth hit the floor. After that, she felt guilty. Moved by her father-in-law's constant devotion to her, she accepted him, and the two went on to live a passionate life together.