I'm a Good-for-Nothing, and My Disciples Keep Me Alive Forever

Thanks to the various fantasy novels stored in the [Reader System], all 108 disciples taught by Lin Ran have become divine Venerables. They ascended to the Upper Realm and now enjoy the worship and offerings of countless people in the mortal world. His eldest disciple is an Immortal Emperor who commands the Nine Heavens, his second is a Battle Emperor who dominates all, his third is a God Emperor who can blot out the sky with one hand, his fourth is a Demon Venerable whose name inspires terror, and his fifth is a Demon Emperor who charms the world… Lin Ran: “I’m the only one without talent. I’m a good-for-nothing who still hasn’t broken through the early stages of any cultivation system, whether Qi Refining, Battle Qi, Divine Sense, or Demonization, despite more than nine thousand years of trying. I can stay alive this long only because my disciples keep extending my life.” The disciples: “Master has only one life-extension left! What do we do? We need an answer now! Hurry, hurry, hurry!” After going more than nine thousand years without an update, the System suddenly found its conscience: [The Host’s bookshelf has been updated. Reload now?]