Learning Epilepsy

On the day of the college entrance examination, strange vortexes appeared all over the world. A strange broadcast reached the ears of everyone. "The laws are chaotic, all living beings are ignorant, and the gods think they protect the world and do not know the harm. Now I make a great vow to build a university and educate all living beings in order to cope with the catastrophe." Li Chujiu was a top student recommended to one of the top universities in the country. By some strange combination of circumstances, he was admitted to the metaphysics department of the "university". "This classmate from the Department of Biochemistry, may I ask what you added to the food in the cafeteria just now?" "My friend from the Department of Science and Engineering, what are these seamless steel pipes you mass-produced used for?" "Comrade from the Department of Humanities and Social Sciences, why is the name of your club called "East India Company"?" "Student Li Chujiu successfully entered Taoism, and got five shortcomings and three shortcomings randomly." "Congratulations to student Li Chujiu. The five disadvantages are randomly assigned as disability, the disadvantage is brain, and the three deficiencies are randomly assigned as fate." "So I'm a short-lived idiot?"