A Dog from the Start, Setting Out from the Mental Hospital

Luo Xiaofeng: Dog, tell me, why can't I cultivate?

Dog: Woof woof woof.

Luo Xiaofeng: What? You're my bonded companion? Shouldn't a bonded companion be some powerful divine artifact? Why is mine a dog, and why does it keep me from cultivating? What use are you to me?!

Dog: Woof woof woof. (Don't look down on dogs, you Luo. I can refine pills, find treasure, and forge artifacts.)

Luo Xiaofeng: You can refine pills? Make one for me, then.

The dog opened its mouth and swallowed the spirit herbs whole.

Luo Xiaofeng: I told you to refine a pill. Why are you eating my spirit herbs, you dog?

Dog: Woof woof woof. (Don't disturb me. I'm refining a pill.)

A while later, the dog suddenly stood up and dropped a pill from its behind.

Dog: Woof woof woof. (The pill is ready. Look at that rich aroma. It's fresh, so hurry up and eat it.)

Luo Xiaofeng: ...I may not be human, but you really are a dog.

Dog: Woof woof woof. (I am a dog, after all.) [Dog head][Dog head]