You Asked Me to Paint, So Why Did I Crash the US Dollar?

Name: You Asked Me to Paint, So Why Did I Crash the US Dollar?
Author: Boundless Ten Directions

让你画画，你把美元体系搞崩了？

by Boundless Ten Directions (十方无量)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 355k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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After transmigrating, Gu Fei became an art streamer. But his skills were poor, and his audience was tiny. Then the System bound itself to him, granting him god-tier painting skills. A viewer in his livestream asked, “Streamer, I hear you’re amazing at painting. Could you draw me a US dollar bill?” With a few simple strokes, Gu Fei sketched a dollar bill, only to be mocked by foreign netizens who said it was fake and couldn’t pass for the real thing. Gu Fei said, “You want the real thing? Fine, I’ll make you a dollar bill convincing enough to fool anyone!” Materials needed: acid-free paper, color-shifting ink, fluorescent visible ink, magnetic ink... Tools needed: an iron wok, measuring cup, beaker, sieve... Gu Fei proceeded step by step, first making the portrait, the Liberty Bell, and other designs, then moving on to the optical security thread... Before long, he had produced a dollar bill identical to the real thing. The netizens were stunned. How is that just drawing a dollar bill? You’ve made a perfect replica! Meanwhile, comments began popping up one after another. Jiang City Police: Young man, be a good person. Don’t go down the wrong path. Magic City Public Security: You’re incredibly skilled, but please don’t make counterfeit bills. South City Police Department: Gambling and prostitution ruin lives; counterfeit money harms the nation. The Eagle: Mr. Gu, please, we beg you to stop. Our dollar system is on the verge of collapse! Gu Fei: I just drew a dollar bill. Why are you panicking, The Eagle?

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