After I Refused to Save Myself, I Was Targeted by the School Beauty.

Wedding officiant: "Mr. Jiang, when did you get together?" Me: "Uh... Let me think about it first..." School belle: "Don't think about it! Speak quickly!" Me: "Okay... It was a stormy night. I witnessed the school beauty being molested by a few gangsters. As a man..." Wedding officiant: "I understand, Mr. Jiang must stand up for love, so..." Me: "Um... Actually, I was just watching the fun..." School belle: "!" Wedding officiant: "..." Everyone: "..." Wedding officiant: "What happened next?" Me: "She started to pester me, insisting on dragging me to investigate some supernatural incident, and then... She got the certificate in a daze..." School belle: "..." Everyone: "..." Wedding officiant: "Okay... May I ask what you think of the bride..." Me: "Well... She is pretty, has a good family background, and has a personality... Uh... This... Is... Okay..." Wedding officiant: "Can you elaborate?" Me: "She is not a cool school beauty! She is clearly a scheming lolita!!" School belle: "Jiang! Chen! Who do you think is evil?!" Me: "Whoever answers the call is the one!" School belle: "Don't run away! I'm not done with you today!" Everyone: "..." Wedding officiant: "Don't be impulsive... This is a wedding venue... Not a funeral... Ah... Don't slap your face...