After I Left Someone to Die, the Campus Queen Set Her Sights on Me

Wedding MC: “Mr. Jiang, when did the two of you get together?”

Me: “Uh... let me think for a moment...”

Campus Belle: “No thinking! Just answer!”

Me: “All right... It was a stormy night. I saw with my own eyes as a few thugs harassed the campus belle. As a man...”

Wedding MC: “I get it! Mr. Jiang must have stepped in for love, so...”

Me: “Well... actually, I was just watching the commotion from the sidelines...”

Campus Belle: “!”

Wedding MC: “...”

Everyone: “...”

Wedding MC: “And what happened after that?”

Me: “She started pestering me, insisting I help her investigate some paranormal events, and then... somehow, we ended up getting our marriage certificates...”

Campus Belle: “...”

Everyone: “...”

Wedding MC: “All right... What do you think of the bride?”

Me: “Well... she’s pretty, comes from a wealthy family, and her personality... uh... well... it’s... it’s all right...”

Wedding MC: “Could you elaborate?”

Me: “She’s no aloof campus belle! She’s a scheming little girl!”

Campus Belle: “Jiang! Chen! Who are you calling scheming?!”

Me: “Whoever answers!”

Campus Belle: “Stop right there! I’m not done with you today!”

Everyone: “...”

Wedding MC: “You two, please calm down... This is a wedding, not a fun... Ow! Don’t hit me in the face...”