(The pacing is slow at first, so take your time and savor it. If that's not for you, proceed with caution!)
The Jade Emperor dresses like a village Party secretary!
The Venus Star Lord is actually a musclebound old pervert!
The God of Wealth is normal, but works as a sales rep for an investment and guarantee company, and moonlights as a debt collector?
The Child-Giving Goddess is normal too, but got arrested on suspicion of being a human trafficker?
The Matchmaker is a bit unusual. People's refusal to marry or have children has driven him crazy!
As for the Buddha, he has retreated to the mountains and wants nothing to do with the world. He didn't want to tell me the reason, and I didn't have the nerve to ask.
But we all know what's going on!
My name is Zhang Can. By a twist of fate, I was abducted by aliens. After escaping, I got locked up in a mental hospital for spouting nonsense.
Only then did I learn how special I really was.
I'm Liu Laoliu, the Jade Emperor, and he calls me Big Brother!
After learning the truth, I began to act the part. While figuring out how to regain my powers, I led this bunch of deities in the fight against the aliens!
Tell me, how ridiculous is this story?
Personally, I think the author's nuts!
I wrote it, and it seems quite generous! Yeah, okay! 😎 (There were boos downstairs, mixed with greetings such as "shameless"!)