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What is it like to have a hot girlfriend?
1. Too tired!
2. Malnutrition!
In his previous life, Song Chen was diagnosed with advanced gastric cancer, but before he died, his ex-girlfriend Shen Jia was with him...
When he opened his eyes, he found that Shen Jia was fast asleep in his arms.
Song Chen swore that he would love Shen Jia well in this life.
But Shen Jia's tough character is a bit hard to resist.
When someone gave her flowers, she threw them in front of her face.
When her love rival looks for trouble, she calls him away with a slap.
I bought her flowers.
But Shen Jia said: "Song Chen, you are really stupid, why don't we just waste this little money?"
Give her a massage.
Shen Jia: "Song Chen, have you done anything sorry to me?"
Watch a movie with her.
Shen Jia: "Watching movies is worse than being an actor."
I took her back to see her parents, but she looked sweet and gentle, and even pretended to be wronged in front of her parents!
Song Chen defended: "Mom and Dad, I am wronged. Don't be deceived by Shen Jia's innocent appearance. She is really fierce!"
As a result, I got a beating from my parents!
It's so hard to fall in love with such a fierce girlfriend!
(The introduction is weak, please read the text)
Reader comments
Damn, it's turned into lemon juice. Remember not to write so sweetly next time [face covering]
Damn, it's turned into lemon juice. Remember not to write so sweetly next time [face covering]