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Incoming call: 000444666
Who would answer a number like that? Right! Only an idiot!
Wang Batian was that idiot. He picked up, but didn’t say a word, secretly delighting in himself.
“Hello, is Wang Batian there?”
“Hello! Is Wang Batian there?”
“Hello! Please put Wang Batian on the phone!”
“Hello! This is the Underworld Hotline. Since Wang Batian has rejected calls from our office three times, causing little actual harm but delivering a grave insult, we have decided to meet with you in person!”
Wang Batian was just about to curse when the call ended.
His vision went black, and he fainted. When he opened his eyes again...
