Cutting the Crematorium Line: Everyone in Class but Me Got Burned

[System + laugh-out-loud absurdity + internet memes + monster-slaying and leveling up + funny reaction images]

Bao Shuang transmigrates to a world where everyone gets to choose a class and unlocks a meme system. From then on, he sets off down a shameless path in life...

He confesses his love to the stunning campus belle and gets rejected. One lewd reaction image later, she’s doing whatever he says.

A rich older woman takes a liking to him and won’t leave him alone. One terrified reaction image sends her fleeing to another part of the country.

He forgets his wallet when he goes out to eat. One dine-and-dash reaction image gets him a free meal on the spot.

He doesn’t know the answers on an exam, so he immediately whips out a perfect-score reaction image. Even a blank paper earns full marks!

An unparalleled powerhouse comes after him. One reflect reaction image sends his opponent running, armor and all, before dropping to his knees and calling him Dad...