There Is a Black Card at the Beginning, and I Am a Salty Fish in Ba Zongwen

开局一张黑卡,我在霸总文当咸鱼

by Coriander Is Delicious (香菜很好吃)

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Completed
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528k Words
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Female
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3y ago
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9.1Score
1.2kShelves
257Chapters
1.4kListens
2.3MReads · all time

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