
There Is a Black Card at the Beginning, and I Am a Salty Fish in Ba Zongwen
开局一张黑卡,我在霸总文当咸鱼
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- Completed
- Length
- 528k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Modern Romance High-Concept
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 3y ago
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- Fanqie
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Explore more →A Novel That Can Make People Laugh so Hard They Hit the Bed and Have Eight-Pack Abs! ! !
The kind that makes you laugh so hard that you can't take care of yourself. The child is starved of books.
I'm Looking for a Finished Novel That Makes Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts and I Beat the Bed, and I Can't Stop! !
It's extremely funny and logical, the plot is not bloody, it's crisp and hilarious, the male and female protagonists are doing business online, it's over! ! !
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It's best if the female protagonist is funny without knowing it and the male protagonist is very doting.
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I'm looking for a novel with lots of laughs, a very humorous style, and one that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. Thank you~
If You Don't Get 9.5, You Are an Ant. If You Get 9.8 or Above, You Can Become a God (A Dog's Head Saves Your Life)
Looking for a book that can arouse emotions, have ups and downs in the plot, and have logic.
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I'm Looking for the Kind of Novel with a Bitchy Protagonist, the Kind That Makes People Laugh Until Their Stomachs Hurt.
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Nowadays, All the Funny Articles Have Turned into Pure Meme Articles.
Show me some of Tomato's really funny articles from the early days!
Already Married at the Beginning, Marriage First, Love Later
Progress is fast! Super sweet!
A Bookworm of Ten Years, I Can't Skip a Chapter of This Book Even If I Hold It in My Mouth.
The Mom's Swearing Series Is a Book That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud in the Middle of the Night.
If you want to watch something similar to "Shadow Sculptures Don't Ask Where They Come From, I'm Erha, remember!" Book. Funny! Funny! Funny! ! The funnier the better! It works with or without CP, and it works with fantasy! I want someone from the entertainment industry! ! The male and female protagonists had better be lively! ! It's better if she is making trouble and he is laughing
A New Type of Divine Writing, Don't Recommend the Old Ones.
Don't break off the engagement, don't wear a hat, don't start with a slap in the face, don't start with trillions, it will be annoying to watch, the content is simple and unpretentious, you can become a billionaire secretly
The Heroine Dreams That She Is a Vicious Female Supporting Character and Decides to Stay Away from the Hero
The heroine dreamed that she was a vicious female protagonist in a book, and she competed with the original heroine for the male protagonist, resulting in a tragic ending. She decided to start studying away from the hero, and her academic performance was super good. She gradually became addicted to studying and couldn't help herself. As a result, the hero fell in love with the heroine. Completed
Ever Since the Story of Lao Xie and Lao Shen Ended, I Have Been Unable to Eat or Sleep at Night.
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I finally read a book about a bully CEO. I was so happy. I read a book before and thought it was a book about a bully CEO. But it turned out to be a fantasy about past and present life. It almost killed me. It deserves five stars. Come on, author! !
I didn't plan to click on it at first because the rating was only 6.6, But now I want to read a new book. After reading the introduction, I became more interested, so I thought: Forget it, let's just read it. If it doesn't look good, just exit and delete it... Result! I watched from beginning to end. The heroine is so funny. I really like her interaction with the male protagonist. Moreover, people who were originally aloof began to understand your weirdness and started to cooperate with you. It was really fun to act with you! ! ! ❤❤❤ I was probably in a bad mood so I read this book and I might have been amused right away. Good cheers to the author💪 I want to continue reading and see how the male and female protagonists will show off their affection when they are really together and blind others hahahaha
Please write more about the Qiuqiu extras, I really want to watch them, and the couple Shen Qingyan and Qiao Yulu, I want to watch their sequel. Needless to say, this novel is really funny. There were several times where I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so much that I burst into tears [covering my face]. PS: I really envy the heroine's life [shy]
It's very interesting, the plot is very funny, I was laughing the whole time [laughing and crying], I hope it will be updated soon [sending my heart]
I think the rating should be 6.66. It's been turned over six times. It's so funny. Wait a minute, my head is about to fall off. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The male protagonist and the female protagonist both take an unusual path. The main character is a clever, lively and smart character.
In fact, the subject matter of this novel is attractive, there are no old routines, and the ideas are all kinds of strange. Judging from the text, the author's writing style is good, the ideas are quite unique, and the writing is harmonious. From the perspective of the characters, the female protagonist has an out-of-the-box personality, while the male protagonist has a cold personality. The separation and reunification of the two must not be without the funny character Song Ming to add fuel to the drama. The plot is novel, there are not so many twists and turns, and the plot is not procrastinating. It mainly depends on the individual. I think it's pretty good. Although it's a bit hard to reconcile, I believe the author has his own arrangements [laughing][laughing][note][note][note]
This book is so funny that I laughed from beginning to end. The only shortcoming is why the loading time I encountered is getting shorter and shorter [crying] (omitted to cry 10,000 times)
It's not cruel, it's funny, it's so sweet! I like
The whole book is very interesting and funny. It is suitable for entertainment and relaxation. But my logical thinking is not very good. Some places are weird. For example, where Zhu Yunshu borrowed the heroine's clothes, the author deliberately wrote it to make some readers think that Zhu had done something. In the end, the author seemed to have forgotten this place and did not continue writing (only personal opinion) Children who want to read logical books should be careful. The heroine has a very good personality. I like it very much. The male protagonist is a dull and coquettish kind of person, but I don't think he's good enough (maybe I'm more of a perfectionist). In the episode where the female protagonist goes to the beach, the female protagonist wants to wear a bikini, but the male protagonist is jealous and won't let her wear it. Personally, I think: the freedom of dressing and the male protagonist are too possessive. Perfectionist babies with me, please beware In the end, this book is still good. The above are the shortcomings of this book (only my personal opinion) The male protagonist's possessiveness makes me a little uncomfortable. Please add some more ratings.
The female protagonist in this book is very funny, and the male protagonist is also very good, but why is there no ending between Shen Qingyan and Qiao Yulu? I saw Shen Qingyan crying to death when he knew that Qiao Yulu had really left. Shen Qingyan was so sad when he knew that Qiao Yulu had left. What kind of mood did Qiao Yulu have when she said those words? She probably had the same mood as Shen Qingyan [almost crying] [almost crying] [almost crying]
It's not bad, it's very light-hearted and funny, and it's really laugh-out-loud in some places. From the dozens of chapters I've seen, there's no recurring plot, but it's quite warm, and there's no evil villain. After reading the book reviews, I found that the pace is slow. Personally, I feel that the male protagonist has been out of control since around chapter 40. It was the first time I felt it, and I had already begun to prefer the heroine. Later, I saw a hint of pampering. It felt quite inexplicable. Also, the heroine's character changed from the one at the beginning to a more silly one. Although her character was not clearly stated at the beginning, some of her silly actions later were really unexpected.
[Staring] Although the writing is very interesting, it is different from the CEO stories I have read before, but I didn't quite understand the following extras. Although I know that Yulu will return to the original world because of her family, but at least let the heroine and her brother know [crying] The heroine is also very lonely in this world, and her only good friend has also left. I always thought that I could write about Yulu turning into a woman and coming back [almost crying] My cp is so bad, the part where Yulu leaves is so sad for my brother [crying]
How can I put it this way? The writing is really good, and the writing style is funny and joyful. The characters are also distinctive, and the reason for the four stars is the ending given to Qiao Yulu and Brother Shen. By the way, I have seen this article before, but the comments said that Yulu Green Tea was also offensive to the male protagonist, so I didn't read it. After reading it, I found that there is no such thing. Personally, I couldn't agree with the ending of Yulu, and I also felt that there was nothing wrong with the ending of the male and female protagonists in parallel time and space. I think it's probably because it's difficult to reconcile, and the ending is not perfect. Although life will not be perfect, novels always want everyone to have a perfect ending.
Must watch, must watch. It's too sweet, sweet and silly, not the kind of brainless nonsense. Some people may find the system annoying in the early stage, but in the later stage, the system is really funny and cute. Every character in it is perfectly written. The heroine is super beautiful. Some people say that the heroine's best friend is dressed as a boy. I think it doesn't matter. My best friend is not in love with other boys. Another thing is that you must read this book. It's so good. In the end, I cried when I read Married. I will always love you. The author is great.
It's nice, very nice, but the ending is a bit too rushed, isn't it? I feel that many small details have not been explained clearly. The CP between Qiao Yulu and Shen Yanqing is so messed up! ! ! I was annoyed with both of them from the beginning, but ended up returning to the real world. In short, there were a lot of flaws at the end, but the content of the whole book was still very good, funny and relaxing.
Good-looking [laughing][laughing] The male protagonist is a somewhat funny and aloof boss, and the female protagonist is a little money-crazy. It's just the system's setting, 24k pure gold [making faces] I looked at the back [laughing awkwardly] I don't know why my little notes are so good at the front, but they are getting worse and worse later [laughs awkwardly]
Okay, but I didn't understand the last two chapters. The heroine is very silly and the plot is not procrastinating. It's very good.
Nice! The heroine is so funny, I was laughing the whole time I was watching it, so cheers!
The whole text is humorous and witty, and it won't stop your mouth. If you really read every word without skipping a word, you can finish it! The heroine's brain circuit is strange but reasonable, who knows! It's so hard to hold back laughter. Although the male protagonist is a CEO, he understands the weirdness of the female protagonist. It makes me laugh! ! !
Super funny~( ̄▽ ̄~) I like the character of the heroine so much. She is greedy for money and lustful, and she gets it wisely. She never lets herself suffer. She has a great mentality. She is also very good at criticizing and treating others. She takes revenge on the spot [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [admiration] [admiration] [admiration] So much love
I feel like the whole story is okay, really the whole story is funny, especially the end of it made me laugh so much that my stomach hurts. Well, the male and female protagonists love each other very much, and there are many characters. I like them all. My favorite male supporting actor is probably the male character. I don't know who he is. He is an actor. He has a big white dog. Oh my God. Think about it, he is a big handsome boy. The dog has imagined that Duoduo is fat, and he looks very soft at first sight [Adoration] [Adoration] [Admiration] [Laughter] [Laughter] Okay, I hope I can read the whole book. Anyway, I finished it very quickly and it was not boring. I really like this book. Not much to say, goodbye, this is my book review, goodbye [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter]
It's quite good. I'll briefly record that I finished it on 2023-8-4. I just really want to watch the extras of Shen Yanqing and Qiao Yulu. I'm looking forward to the story of the two of them. I don't want to be ~ [Send my heart][Send my heart][Send my heart]
The first half is really, really nice! It was well written and very funny. I couldn't help but laugh out loud in the office several times. But the second half feels like it has lost its soul. It's not that it's not well written, it's just that the first half is so good that it seems inferior.
It's very interesting, the heroine has a very special personality, and the hero is not a traditional domineering president, but the heroine's best friend is a bit difficult to reconcile.
At first I thought the CEO male protagonist was quite annoying. As I watched it, I felt that the CEO male protagonist was quite difficult [laughing] and it was difficult for him. Before I read the book, I thought it was a scene about tearing up green tea and white lotus flowers and kicking the scumbag CEO. After reading it, I thought it was so sweet and funny. I can watch ten plots like this [laughs] It's funny and humorous, and the plot is very well arranged. The character design of the heroine is very good. I can say that it is really great. The extra small theater was also great, but it was a pity that Qiao Yulu went back in the end. I thought she could stay. [Laughs] But also a great plot! Recommendation index: five stars! Highly recommended!
I've finished watching it, it's very interesting, but Qiao Yulu and Shen Yanqing's feelings are hard to reconcile, and they actually BE [crying][crying][crying][crying][crying][crying][crying][crying][crying][crying][crying ][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry][cry]
It's a really good sandbox novel. Both the male and female protagonists are very good. I really feel for the male protagonist. He is the only normal person around. The most difficult thing is that Yulu and Shen Qingyan are not together [crying] [crying] [crying]
I've watched almost half of it, really! Very nice! It's not just a review. It's different from those novels outside. It's not pure nonsense. There is some love in the nonsense. Ambiguous love makes me happy to see it. Good review!
What a great novel! ! I read it from beginning to end without missing a chapter. The author's writing style is very good, the logic is clear, the heroine is super interesting, her brain circuit is very strange but not stupid, she is not a soft bun who can only be bullied, always let the people who give her a hard time punch her in the cotton wool because her brain circuit is so strange hahahaha. The male protagonist has the feeling of being helplessly pampered, haha, he slowly falls into his trap step by step, sweet and recommended!
I have to say that the author is really interesting. If you only read the first part, it is absolutely perfect. The plot is also very rich. It is hilarious throughout and you can't stop. But in the end, I personally don't like the heroine. It's strange because after the heroine files for divorce, only the hero is paying. Of course, this is just my personal opinion. If you are interested, I highly recommend it. After all, the composition is really, really humorous.