After Achieving Immortality, This Old Man Is Even Busier

[A lighthearted and amusing story, and I hope it brings you a laugh.]

I am Nan Chuang. I can live forever, but for certain reasons I’d rather not discuss, I have to be on my guard every second against girls tricking me into a trap. Otherwise, it’s incredibly hard to get away!

“You old immortal, what have you got to say for yourself?”

“I didn’t do it on purpose!”

“I don’t care. You have to take responsibility!”

“Responsibility for what?! You have to have a conscience!”

“Why didn’t you talk about having a conscience when you were having fun?!”

“When was I having fun? I wasn’t!”

“I don’t care!”

“Don’t push your luck. I won’t show you any mercy!”

“Then don’t go soft!”

“…”