I'm a Funeral Streamer, and One Follow Is Enough to Terrify the Whole Internet

Name: I'm a Funeral Streamer, and One Follow Is Enough to Terrify the Whole Internet
Author: Yu Jinsi

我，丧葬主播，一个关注全网吓懵

by Yu Jinsi (于瑾思)

Status: Completed
Length: 429k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Hilarious] + [satisfying read] + [funeral business] + [master of life and death] + [god of life and death between yin and yang] + [the whole world is watching me!!!] + [no female lead] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Su unexpectedly inherited a funeral parlor that was on the verge of going out of business. He was scrolling through short videos, thinking he was about to become a couch potato, when a System notification suddenly appeared before his eyes. “After repeatedly parkouring without safety gear, the chance of an accident next time is 99.999%, and the chance of accidental death is 99.99999%. Reaper’s next customer. Host is advised to follow!” Lin Su immediately followed the account. “Heavenly Funeral Services, the complete package! Book in advance and enjoy 12% off. The first three customers also get a free urn!” Everyone looked at him with disdain, but then the parkour kid fell straight from a building more than ten stories high and died on the spot. After it happened several more times, Lin Su went viral across the internet, but the System was still guiding him toward even greater heights. A few more times later: “Did everyone I follow just die?” “Ding!” “Jiangcheng Public Security Bureau followed you!” “Jiangnan Provincial Public Security Bureau followed you!” A chance to become a god appeared before Lin Su! The Book of Life and Death let him freely control other people’s lives and deaths, and even stage everything like a script! At that moment! Confronted with the ultimate mystery of the world, Lin Su smiled faintly. “I am the ultimate in this world!”

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25 likes3y ago
The content is funny, I can't bear the pain of holding back laughter in the middle of the night alone [laughing]
15 likes3y ago
I can't stop watching it, but it's a little bit less
13 likes3y ago
The subject matter is quite good, but it is short and weak. I finished reading it in a while.
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7 likes3y ago
It's very interesting, but I didn't understand the last bit. Maybe it's because my understanding is poor, and why is it so small at the end? After the protagonist finally regained his memory, I still wanted to see him beat up the monster, but it was very short and it ended quickly. It's the best without a female protagonist!
6 likes3y ago
This one is relatively good, the others feel quite poisonous to me.
6 likes3y ago
Ahhhh, this book is so good, but it's a little bit less enjoyable to read. It would be nice if there were more chapters, but I can't bother the author too much. The whole book is still very good, very readable, five-star praise [heartfelt]
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