One violates the rules of heaven,
The arrogant cat fairy was knocked down from the mortal world,
Lazy and curled up in a comfortable nest,
Enjoying life in the ordinary world.
"Cat Shitaba, get up. You're a stupid, fat, useless cat. He eats, sleeps, and eats all day long. I might as well have a dog for you, and he'll wag his tail to please you!"
"Stupid woman, you gave me such an unpleasant name, so uneducated, so terrible!"
"Stupid humans, life is just as short as a cat's! You must learn to enjoy life and don't ask for trouble."
"Let me tell you, I am not an ordinary cat. I once traveled in the nine heavens, but this kind of life as a god is too boring. I just came down to take a look and save the bad world."
But a bizarre murder changed its peaceful life.
The woman's death is complicated and confusing, including homicide, kidnapping, drugs...
"Do not kill in vain, do not spy, do not do evil,"
Master's teachings echo in my ears...
Fuck those bullshit rules!
Open your magic eyes to see all kinds of evil deeds,
Wielding sharp claws,
Dig out the soul of the evildoer and strike hard!
Give justice to those who died unjustly and restore fairness and justice to the world!
Many years, many years... In the future, stupid humans will eventually miss me, that unique Cat Shitba.
Reader comments
Well written but a bit short
Wonderful thoughts, well written, but a bit short!
Well written but a bit short
Wonderful thoughts, well written, but a bit short!