From the Start of Journey to the West: I Broke into Chang’e’s Bedroom

It's over, it's all over!

I was just getting a big sword when I transmigrated,

and transmigrating would be bad enough,

but other people get an Ancient Sacred Body as their golden finger from the start.

My System is such a rip-off!

After all that, I finally draw a pill for an Earth Immortal,

and this damn System swaps it for truth serum.

Chang'e is taking a bath, and Wu Gang wants to chop me up.

Am I going to make it out alive?

Help, I need answers now!