Datang: It's a Showdown, Your Father, I Am Li Shimin

Nine years of martial arts. Li Shimin had just ascended the throne and was very depressed. Didn't he just pay a private visit incognito on a whim? Why did he get into so much trouble? That day, he and Fang Xuanling went sightseeing and ran to the outskirts of Wannian County, where they met a Zhuangzi. There is actually a young genius living in Zhuangzi! What's even more outrageous is that this person mistakenly thought of him as his father who had been away from home for many years. Just when he was about to reveal his identity and recruit great talents, he suddenly heard the name of this great sage - "Li Yuan". Li Shimin became depressed on the spot. Why the hell do you still want to be his father? What's even more depressing is that this "Li Yuan" is also full of crazy things: "Old man, run away with me. The Turks are coming to attack Chang'an soon." "Old man, this is called a mushroom bomb. With one shot, there will be no grass growing in the entire city of Chang'an. Do you want it?" "Old man, women will take over the Tang Dynasty, and Wu Zhou will be in high demand!" "..." As a result, His Majesty Li Er became more and more depressed, and kept saying: "Dad, you are my biological father..." This article is also known as "The Tang Dynasty on the Bite of the Tongue", "The Dutiful Son in the Early Tang Dynasty" and "Sending Dad to the Execution Ground from Scratch"