The Unhinged Female Lead Gets Stronger by Torturing Villains, Then Gets Hunted Down Again

[Goofy Humor] [Comedy] [Unconventional Cultivation] [No Romance]

A few warnings: This is not a traditional cultivation novel. The protagonist levels up by killing villains, while the supporting characters bring goofy, nonsensical comedy. The whole story is lighthearted and easy to read, the kind that doesn't make you think too hard.

The protagonist is Fang Buxiu. Uneducated and utterly shameless, she steals a Taoist priest's watch and transmigrates to a cultivation world.

Whenever the watch goes beep beep beep, no matter the weather or the hour, she has to get up and torment villains to improve her strength and nip danger in the bud.

Because the moment the watch beeps again, it's her turn to get tormented. People chase her like a dog and beat her like a pig. It's utterly miserable and hopeless...

That's not all. The people she meets are all a little unhinged, and she's constantly getting tricked, picking up messes, and cleaning up after everyone. For example:

1. She's forced to become the sect master of the Shiquan Sect, whose disciples have nearly gone extinct. It has nothing at all, and it's drowning in debt, so she can only make a living selling fake medicine with her elderly disciple...

2. She accidentally joins the "Hammerhead Gang," which is full of the old, weak, sick, and disabled. She thinks she'll get to swagger around under the gang leader's protection, but it turns out to be nothing of the sort. Someone even usurps her position, leaving her hunted by the Dark Auction House...

3. Through a twist of fate, she becomes the branch leader of the Dark Auction House. She sets up on the street selling dark cuisine, lets herself get caught by a flower thief, scares people off while helping them cross the road, and hides in alleys to rob people...

Eventually, she gets smarter and learns to cling to powerful allies.

This cycle continues until she becomes the ruler of nine planes, and the game finally ends.

Looking back on her life, her greatest stroke of luck was picking up two priceless treasures: a lucky koi and a Poison King...