Slay Monsters, Farm, and Woo Beast Husbands, All in a Day's Work

The Beast God patted Tang Mo on the head and said affectionately, “Be a good girl, sweetheart. Help me manage the beast world while I go after your mother.”

Tang Mo pouted and thought to herself, “It’s your own fault for bullying Mother so badly. But I’m bored anyway, so I might as well help my poor Beast God father.”

When Tang Mo arrived in the beast world and saw the continent in ruins, she really wanted to turn around and go back. But then she found that the Beast God, that beast of a god, had sealed away her powers. At the thought of it, she flew into a rage and said, “You old bastard, I hope you never catch up with your wife!”

Looking at the scenery before her, she thought, “Since I can’t go back for now, I’ll go find some handsome guys and clear out a little trash while I’m at it. Ohoho! (￣ж￣) That’s the good life!!”

The Golden Eagle priest said, “Catch her! I’ve divined that her blood can bring the dead back to life and greatly increase the living’s energy.”

Tang Mo said, “You’re asking for death.” Later, the priest was hoisted onto a barbecue spit and became a delicious feast.

When she met Taotie, she said, “Come here, good boy. Blow a bubble for big sister and smoke that stinky skunk to death.”

Taotie said, “Big sister, are you rejecting me? Don’t you love me anymore? Or have you transferred your love to someone else?”

Liaocheng said, “Tang Tang, you’re being naughty. Did you bully Liwu (Taotie) again?”

Tang Mo said, “No, no, how could I? I love him more than anything.” In her heart, she added, “I can’t live like this anymore. Let those two fall in love with each other.”

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Later, Xue Zui, Qing Hui, and the others asked, “Have you really decided to let those two be together?”

Tang Mo said, “Of course not. Dream on.”

(This is not a 1v1 story. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read.)