With a fossil disk in his body and modern civilization in his brain, he defeated the golden cicada in reincarnation, and a not-so-serious Tang Monk came into being.
The most beautiful woman in the Three Realms wants to kill him because he is frivolous, Xitian Lingshan Tathagata wants to kill him because he does not follow the Buddhist scriptures, and the entire demon clan wants to kill him because he repeatedly does bad things.
"Wukong! Zhongtian Ziwei and Arctic Emperor seem to have gone out. Quickly follow the master to the Ziwei Imperial Palace to help him taste whether his Ji Xue Yu Qiong Immortal Brew has expired."
"Bajie, why did that cool and refreshing watermelon roll to us by itself? Please pick it off for me and see what the mystery is."
"Xiao Sha, can you smile!... You smile very well. Don't smile next time."
"Old Dragon King, why are there no crayfish in your sea? Why!"
"Fairy, for such a solemn occasion, how do you look so handsome with your bulging bags?"
"Guanyin, why is it you again? You are a master of connections and a social maniac. You must have some bad ideas again."
Reader comments
It's funny but also logical, unlike those little white articles that are just mindless. Come on, author, it's pretty good.
It's funny but also logical, unlike those little white articles that are just mindless. Come on, author, it's pretty good.
Come on, good writing