You’re taking my child and still telling me we’re even? Momo, this world doesn’t offer deals that cheap.
Su Qimo was at her wits’ end. They had agreed she could divorce him once the baby was born, but Yan Youchen was going back on his word. Yan Youchen spread the contract before her and pointed to the last line: “Anything the woman says is invalid.”
One day, a cute little kid asked, “Daddy, Mommy says I’m a freebie. So what’s the real deal?”
Yan Youchen replied, “Why, your daddy, of course.”
Su Qimo threw a pillow at him. “Liar! You big liar!”