Currency Devalues by a Billion Times

I never expected to wake up and find that the currency had depreciated by a factor of one billion. But the money in my hands hadn't lost its value; it was still RMB. Can you imagine buying an entire office tower for five yuan? I paid my female secretary ten cents to do me a favor, and she nearly took off her pants right in front of me. It completely turned my worldview upside down. But before I could share the good news with my girlfriend, she betrayed me. If that's how it is, then don't blame me...