Provoke Me and Make You Bald

[System + Choice + Funny + Passionate + Sinister + Female Protagonist (guess)] In the previous life, Feng Yu was known as the "little prince who took a beating" and "long-distance running champion". After his rebirth, with the help of the system, he kept answering multiple-choice questions, committing behaviors that would be like being beaten, and testing like crazy on the edge of being beaten. In this life, he will not make steamed buns to fight for his reputation! Pig's trotters start two systems! Can you tell me how to lose??? Anti-addiction systems are a thing of the past, and ordinary systems contain big secrets. Teacher Yun Hao: "Although I am your teacher, I am not much older than you, so you treat me as a classmate. You can talk to me how you usually talk to them." Feng Yu was silent for two seconds and said slowly: "Teacher, look at your legs!" ... Shen Xin, the big bully of the demon clan, was arrogant and domineering before meeting Feng Yu. After meeting Feng Yu, he was directly conquered by Feng Yu's series of slutty tricks and became a prisoner of pig's feet. ....... The Red Lotus Queen Mo Yan mocked Feng Yu for his human nature and was as spineless as his master. Faced with the system's ridicule, Feng Yu made a bet with the system that if he could conquer Mo Yan's favor, he would be directly rewarded with a divine sword. If he failed, he would be shortened by 10cm. ....... The pig's trotters met the unparalleled phantom of the First Emperor Ying Zheng in a secret realm, and knelt down to lick it. There was gold under the man's knees, and he had no choice but to go against his will. ........ Ever since Feng Yu had Fire Qilin and Kong Huang around him, his life had never been peaceful again. He was constantly fighting every day, either provoking bosses or flirting with fairies. The fire unicorn had no choice but to rub the nuclear bomb with his hands, and the air emperor had no choice but to transform into a macho man. ........