Showbiz: I’m Just Feeling Emo, Not Depressed

Showbiz + System + no official couples, but fans can ship whoever they want + female-oriented Xiang Zuo transmigrates into the body of a rich second-generation heir. After more than twenty years, he finally graduates from university and wants to spend his days lazing around, living off his parents. But then a talent scout from an internet celebrity agency activates his Career Assistant System, and now he can't laze around anymore? The System even says he's a natural-born emo king, and that he can build a career with ease while wallowing in melancholy, without it getting in the way of lazing around? Feeling emo in the middle of the night? Start with “Under the Sea”! Feeling emo while drinking at a bar? Then sing “Dissipation”! Wandering around the village, he meets an old woman living alone. After hearing her story, he sings “Birch Forest” with red eyes! Working with the police on a publicity campaign? Then sing “Lone Warrior”! But surely he can't be emo every day? Xiang Zuo is at a loss. Then sing something cheerful! Your System bro here will make sure your career path is all set! And start a livestream, too! Let them all learn the stories behind the songs! Make them all cry! Heh heh heh... What? They say you're depressed?! How could that be! I, your System, have been very careful to look after your mental health! Impossible! Absolutely impossible! (This is my first book, and I'll take readers' feedback seriously. It may not be very well written. I'll research unfamiliar topics, though there may still be mistakes. If they're pointed out, I'll do my best to fix them.)