[Congratulations, you've bound the Strongest Bootlicker System]
[Congratulations, you've awakened the Strongest Spendthrift System]
[Congratulations, you've unlocked the System That Makes Prices Plummet a Millionfold]
Ever since Li Xiaobai transmigrated to Blue Star, the world has gradually become more and more absurd. Systems of every kind have sprung up like mushrooms after rain!
One person after another around him obtained a System.
Only Li Xiaobai didn't get a damn thing.
At first, everyone mocked him. But later, they discovered that System users could influence one another, while Li Xiaobai remained beyond their control. In a flash, he became a strategic resource, fought over by all sides!
You say you want to trample Li Xiaobai underfoot?
Investigate! Start with his family tree, going back eighteen generations! What?! His ancestor, 108 generations back, once swatted a mosquito in his sleep?! If his ancestor dared kill a mosquito that day, his descendant might dare kill a person the day after tomorrow. You can't dismiss genetics! He's too much of a threat to society. Give him life without parole!
Force Li Xiaobai to cultivate immortality?
Open the door and find dozens of old buddies with Immortal Cultivation Systems crammed into a room, holding bowls of rice and eating plain cabbage with water, absolutely loving it. Isn't this just a pyramid scheme den?
After prices plummeted:
"Kid, look closely. This is a twenty-yuan bill. Have you ever..."
Li Xiaobai silently pulled out a hundred-yuan bill. Everyone looked as if they'd swallowed a toad, their throats croaking for ages without a sound. Dozens of them couldn't even manage one fart!
My name is Li Xiaobai. My nickname is Gaga!
It's okay, but the price depreciation came out too early.