While You're Still Cultivating Immortality, I've Already Become Immortal

[Longevity + Cultivation + Witty Comedy + Keeping a Low Profile + Not a Wish-Fulfillment Story + Traveling the World + All Walks of Life]

Ye Ming accidentally transmigrated to a cultivation world, where he obtained an immortality System and a chubby little red panda.

In this world, ordinary people all wanted to cultivate, while the powerful all aspired to become saints. Everyone schemed against one another, and it was kill or be killed.

"Tch! You fools spend all day fighting and killing each other. How boring!" Ye Ming said disdainfully.

"Old Ye, a cat's touching my tail!" the chubby little dumpling complained miserably.

"What? Take her down!" With one move, the dog went flying into the sky.

Ahem! That was just an accident. Actually, I, Ye Ming, am a very reasonable man.

Of course, besides reasoning with people, it's also nice to admire this butcher's tool of mine. It's bright blue, a deep purple, and shines with countless rays of rosy light and auspicious colors.

Its greatest advantage can be summed up in one word: fast! You won't feel a thing, and you'll get to experience bliss like an immortal.

Before long, cultivators all across the Cangyuan World trembled like leaves whenever they heard that someone was coming to reason with them.