Genshin Impact: Seniors, Please Clear the Way for Me

He was watching brainrot videos on Bilibili while grinding Genshin Impact, until even heaven couldn't stand it and sent a bolt of lightning to end him.

Instead, Tang Kun unexpectedly transmigrated to Teyvat, to Liyue in the age of the ancient gods, and successfully awakened a Senior System. It lets him choose the abilities of any brainrot creator and inherit them for himself. And so, an ultimate being combining a trainee, a cook, Brother Jie, Huaqiang, General Yu, and the Blue Enchantress was born.

Zhongli: “When I saw a pair of bean-toe shoes fly past me, I knew the war was over.”

Venti: “When Tang Kun takes off his black glasses, he'll become the most terrifying devil.”

Raiden Ei: “Even my Musou no Hitotachi would need two and a half years to snap his white belt off.”

Be warned: this story has way too many elements.